Clients
Our clients. We let them call us that.
Client retention is one hundred per cent, excluding the clients who left.
Who we work with
Ploughman & DaughtersFennimore & VaneThistlecombeLower Wexley Water
Grisedale Biscuits
Saxby Kettles
Brackenbury Estates
Halberd Mutual
Ottery & Finch
Hambledown Cheese Co.
Dunmore Socks
Pellow Marine
What they say
What clients say, when asked, in front of Perry.
“We asked for nothing drastic. They delivered exactly that, for one point two million pounds.”
“I don't remember much of the launch, which Perry tells me is the sign of a great one.”
“We now have a purpose. It's the one we had in 1862, but it's in a much better font.”
“Marty took a very simple situation and made it impossible to report on. We've never been more grateful.”
Former clients
Clients who have moved on, and why.
- Grisedale BiscuitsLeft after we presented a biscuit. They already had biscuits.
- Saxby KettlesMoved to a cheaper agency. We wish them well, and the agency less well.
- Halberd MutualAsked for a timing plan. We regard this as a breakdown of trust.
- Dunmore SocksStill technically a client. Has not been told otherwise.
All of the clients, people and quotes on this page are fictional. Bighead is a parody agency, and nobody has ever paid it anything.