Contact
Get in touch. Ideally through someone we know.
Fill in the form and a member of the team will be in touch. It will be Marty.
What happens next
- You submit the formWe read it, then read it again in Perry’s voice to see how it sounds.
- Marty repliesUsually within the hour, from his phone, with a sign-off longer than the email.
- A chemistry meetingHeld over lunch, at a members’ club, on your account.
- Perry attendsThe first forty minutes, then takes a call on the terrace.
- We tell you what you needIt will not be what you asked for. It will cost more.
Other ways to reach us
In person: at the right members’ club, after one o’clock. You will know which one.
Press: through the form. Marty will contextualise.
Jobs: see careers. Please do not send a CV through this form. Malcom will critique it.
Procurement portals: no.
Enquiry logged
Thank you. You are number 247 in the queue.
We will not be in touch. If we are, it will be Marty, it will be at 7.40am, and he will call it a quick one.
Contact us
There is no form. Obviously there is a form.
We do not respond to portals, procurement platforms, or anything sent before ten. Approach us the way Perry prefers to be approached: at lunch, by someone who owes him.
Cold approaches are read in the order they are deleted.
How did you hear about us
Anything you write here becomes ours, including the bit you are still thinking about.
Response time: fourteen working days, or at the bar, whichever is sooner.